
Welcome to our trip in Translavia!
Visitors of Translavia can stay in 3 different types of residences. The first type are wooden cabins: these are meant for people who want to have the full outdoor experience and to feel how our indigenous nomadic population lives. Secondly there are fantasy treehouses with each designed in a proper theme, this type is meant for people who need a bit more of a luxury stay. Lastly there are the royal kingsrooms, which will give you the most incredible experience of your life. Most of the locals are against this type of living but we won’t stand in the way of our tourists to choose this form.
Now let’s talk about different sightseeing possibilities and excursions in Translavia. There is a tourist bus called “Translavian coach” which takes you on a special excursion through the wonderful landscapes of Translavia. You will See wonderous mountains and azure lakes where with some luck you’ll be able to spot mermaids. A vast 3 course menu and drinks are included in this trip.
Have you been dreaming to experience a day in the shoes of a real translavian? Then you should take our class where you spend the day with our local translavian guide which will show you how to be happy in our country without all the high-tech stuff from your home country. You will learn how to fish, hunt, use bow and arrow and much more. In the end of the day, a traditional barbecue will be provided in a authentic way with only translavian courses and ingredients.
For the sportsmanlike amongst us a very pretty hike is provided in our capital Briska. The most attractive place: Kradatowy Punta. Here you will find the gigantic statue of our most famous mermaid: Syrenka Blovia. The reason behind this mermaid and all her fame has to be discovered on our trip ;). For lunch one of our local restaurants with typical translavian ingredients is very much recommended.
Hopefully we can expect you soon in our wonderfull land where everything still looks like a fairy-tale
Customer journey
Persona
Name: Greznjov Patjoli
Gender: Male
Age: 42
Country/region: Maritus
Status: Married
Family data: 2 wives (Elsja & patrousjka), 12 children
Educational level: University degree
Profession: CEO of the national bank of Maritus
Social class: High class
Goals: He wants to discover and invest in other countries to improve his wealth.
Needs: He’s a very materialistic person, for him less is not more but more is also not enough. He keeps working to ensure the improvement of his wealth. He’s very controlling over his wives and trains a couple of hours a day to stay in good condition.
Likes: He likes fishing, hence the choice for Translavia. He likes the local products who would make him more powerful.
Dislikes: He doesn’t like women, he thinks their only purpose is reproducing children.
Lifestyle characteristics: He’s a neat person and everyone and everything around him needs to be in order.
Personality characteristics: He’s 1 very obsessive and aggressive when he doesn’t get what he wants. He wants more and more power, it’s not enough. He’s very arrogant against people who have less than him. He’s blunt and barbaric. He’s also a very severe but just person which means that he isn’t the most easy-going person to deal with but he always does the right thing. He has a pessimistic view on the world but going to Translavia works as an exhaust valve from the rest of the world.
Catch phrase: If you can’t get it, buy it, everything has a price.
