Product: Fish
Price: €5/piece
Place: Market/haven
Promotion:
Ygrish
So first we have a special fish called Ygrish. In the past, when people were passing through our country, they were tired and exhausted a lot. Which made us create a fish who would give the Nomads an energy boost. It’s a blue fish with gold scales on them. The gold scales are also very special, these create a sort of hallucination when you eat them, causing you to fall into a deep sleep.
Product: Vegetables
Price: €6
Place: Local farmers and market
Promotion:
Aishka are a various of vegetables which give you extreme strength. When you eat it, your power increases with 5%, you cannot eat too much of these because every time these vegetables are eaten, your power increase, which causes you to explode at some point if you eat more than 15 per week. The vegetable looks like an orange, but it’s green and the inside is purple. It tastes like Broccoli.
Aishka
Miraine
Product: wine
Price: €85
Place: at the local wine dealer, call for inquiry.
Promotion:
Our third and most famous product is our local purple wine with Siren tears. These Siren tears are very special and exclusive because it heals our wounds and makes us immune to all sorts of diseases. It also makes u immune to the chants of Sirens, which are used to lure men to their deaths. A lot of men die while searching for these Siren tears because some of them are still seduced by the chants of the beautiful creatures.
We offer tourist tours to these Siren locations, but this is at your own risk! We offer a glass of our special wine to these tourists to ensure that they won’t be seduced and killed. This tour is available every Tuesday and Thursday and starts from €300/person.
Product: Gender Fruit
Price: Krapple à €15, Materwelon à €13
Place: at your local market
Promotion:
Last but not least we have a good explanation for the high majority of men in our country. Women are to obey their husband, and when the wife is pregnant she shall ask her husband if he wants a boy or a girl. If he wants a boy (which is the most logical answer) the wife should eat a Krapple, it’s a blue apple which will ensure the wife to deliver a boy. When the husband wants a girl, the wife should eat a Materwelon, which is a pink glittery sort of watermelon.